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mud dump

Any sort of defacation that requires at least a dozen wipes.
And often times a dozen isn't enough!
That was such an impressive mud dump that it was a half-roll wiper!
by trn540 February 26, 2011
mugGet the mud dumpmug.

Quil Dump

When you want to get fucked up so you drink 1/2 to an entire bottle of niquil because sleeping is cheap, fun, and it will time travel you 12 hours into the future or even further after you awaken
Hey bro... we ain’t go shit to do tommorow and I’m broke as fuck... but I want to get fucked up...

Dude let’s fucke. Quil Dump

Yeehaw Quil Dump
by Squatch777 November 16, 2019
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CRUMP A DUMP

"Before I go to the grocery store, I better crump A dump."
by T.Wilson June 1, 2016
mugGet the CRUMP A DUMPmug.

getting dumped

When you are completely happy in a relationship and out of nowhere your signifigant other decides s/he isn't. You probably didnt see this coming and it felt as if life had bitch slapped you, its okay though. Go eat some ice cream and cry (meaningless hook ups and/or alcohol are optional but suggested).
Boyfriend: Hey you seem really happy with us.
Girlfriend: Yeah I am, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: ....
Girlfriend: What's wrong?
Boyfriend: I'm confused but I don't feel a connection to you anymore. Sorry but I don't think it would be fair to stay with you.
Girlfriend (thinking*) FUCK. fuck. I need some alcohol because thats what you do after getting dumped.
by cathylee June 1, 2009
mugGet the getting dumpedmug.

Tactical Dump

Often abbreviated and betterly known as TD, the most famous of the 'D family.
This is when you feel a need maybe after eating, or may need to in the near future, you would take a 'tactical dump' to avoid having to dump later when there may not be a toilet or even be put in an awkward place or position, if used properly this would rule out 'power dumping' but as the rules of 'dumping' have yet be perfected this is not the case.
Mum to son:- We'v got a long journey ahead take a Tactical Dump before we leave ther may not be a toilet stop before we arrive

Football manager to players :- take a TD before the game, dont want any of you shitting yourselves on the pitch

Im about to go clubbing better TD before i leave so i dont have to sit down in the grimey toilets in there.
by D' Family April 8, 2009
mugGet the Tactical Dumpmug.

anticipation dump

When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.
"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"

Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions
by tripleski6 June 21, 2011
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dump train

The act of multiple individuals taking a dump in the same toilet in rapid succession without flushing.
The janitor complained to school officials after we ran a dump train on our high school's bathroom.
by heavyc725 December 9, 2008
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