Similar to an After Grog Bog, a nugget dump occurs when a person orders and consumes 20 McNuggets, usually on a midnight maccas run, and then proceeds to shit out almost everything consumed in the last 24 hours the next morning.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Callum recently?
Person 2: He's taking a nugget dump, poor guy ordered 20 McNuggets and nobody stopped him.
Person 2: He's taking a nugget dump, poor guy ordered 20 McNuggets and nobody stopped him.
by Scythas February 28, 2010
Get the nugget dumpmug. Similar to the sexual act of Edging.
However, Dump Edging is a non-sexual act performed whilst taking a bowel movement. It’s done when the pleasure seeker starts to crown, but at the last minute contracts his or her sphincter and sucks it back shut.
After one has performed this several times and finally completes the faecal movement all the way to release, intense feelings of euphoria have been reported along with a rush of endorphins and intense sweating.
However, Dump Edging is a non-sexual act performed whilst taking a bowel movement. It’s done when the pleasure seeker starts to crown, but at the last minute contracts his or her sphincter and sucks it back shut.
After one has performed this several times and finally completes the faecal movement all the way to release, intense feelings of euphoria have been reported along with a rush of endorphins and intense sweating.
1. “I dump edged all day yesterday. It felt so good when I finally got that sweet release.”
2. “I quit masturbation, so the only stress release I have now is dump edging.”
2. “I quit masturbation, so the only stress release I have now is dump edging.”
by Neanderthal808 October 2, 2021
Get the Dump Edgingmug. 1) To defecate fecal matter that resembles the texture and/or color of hummus.
2) To defecate (i.e. take a shit, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf)
Origin: a 4 year-old boy once peered curiously into the murky depths on his first trip to an outhouse and exclaimed to his mother, "Someone dumped their hummus in there!"
2) To defecate (i.e. take a shit, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf)
Origin: a 4 year-old boy once peered curiously into the murky depths on his first trip to an outhouse and exclaimed to his mother, "Someone dumped their hummus in there!"
Ugh! My stomach is rumbling. I think I need to dump the hummus.
That bathroom smells like someone dumped the hummus.
That bathroom smells like someone dumped the hummus.
by agoraphone August 31, 2011
Get the dump the hummusmug. When you are completely happy in a relationship and out of nowhere your signifigant other decides s/he isn't. You probably didnt see this coming and it felt as if life had bitch slapped you, its okay though. Go eat some ice cream and cry (meaningless hook ups and/or alcohol are optional but suggested).
Boyfriend: Hey you seem really happy with us.
Girlfriend: Yeah I am, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: ....
Girlfriend: What's wrong?
Boyfriend: I'm confused but I don't feel a connection to you anymore. Sorry but I don't think it would be fair to stay with you.
Girlfriend (thinking*) FUCK. fuck. I need some alcohol because thats what you do after getting dumped.
Girlfriend: Yeah I am, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: ....
Girlfriend: What's wrong?
Boyfriend: I'm confused but I don't feel a connection to you anymore. Sorry but I don't think it would be fair to stay with you.
Girlfriend (thinking*) FUCK. fuck. I need some alcohol because thats what you do after getting dumped.
by cathylee June 1, 2009
Get the getting dumpedmug. Often abbreviated and betterly known as TD, the most famous of the 'D family.
This is when you feel a need maybe after eating, or may need to in the near future, you would take a 'tactical dump' to avoid having to dump later when there may not be a toilet or even be put in an awkward place or position, if used properly this would rule out 'power dumping' but as the rules of 'dumping' have yet be perfected this is not the case.
This is when you feel a need maybe after eating, or may need to in the near future, you would take a 'tactical dump' to avoid having to dump later when there may not be a toilet or even be put in an awkward place or position, if used properly this would rule out 'power dumping' but as the rules of 'dumping' have yet be perfected this is not the case.
Mum to son:- We'v got a long journey ahead take a Tactical Dump before we leave ther may not be a toilet stop before we arrive
Football manager to players :- take a TD before the game, dont want any of you shitting yourselves on the pitch
Im about to go clubbing better TD before i leave so i dont have to sit down in the grimey toilets in there.
Football manager to players :- take a TD before the game, dont want any of you shitting yourselves on the pitch
Im about to go clubbing better TD before i leave so i dont have to sit down in the grimey toilets in there.
by D' Family April 8, 2009
Get the Tactical Dumpmug. When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.
"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"
Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions
Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions
by tripleski6 June 21, 2011
Get the anticipation dumpmug. by Ishan Wijetilleke August 29, 2007
Get the Dump outmug.