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Driving Sock

When a male takes the sock from a golf club, the driver, and put it down your pants while you drive your car so it appears that you have an enlarged penis.
Random Girl: Wow! That Guy has a HUGE dick!
Random Guy: Nope, just a big driver.

OR

Driver: I feel like more of a man with my driving sock because I look like more of a man.
by TREA STUMP February 19, 2011
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ashtray diving

Looking for cigarette butts anywhere (not limited to ashtrays) so the rest of it can be smoked, or the tobacco collected to roll your own. Similar to butt diving.
Paul ran out of cigarettes when he was in the hospital. Every day he went ashtray diving to keep going.
by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015
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Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
by weave March 24, 2003
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trumpster diving

Digging up dirt and trashing political opponents. Sinking to the lowest depths in political dialog.
I will no go trumpster diving to win an election.
by Shewfly April 30, 2016
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driving miss daisy

Driving in a car with two people, but instead of the passenger riding shotgun, they are sitting in the back seat. Refers to the film "Driving Miss Daisy". May or may not involve the person in the back seat getting high.
Why was your friend sitting in the back seat? Oh, he wanted to go driving miss daisy style.
by smashmole June 30, 2009
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diving pelican

Must take place on a beach or surface where sand is present. The female is being fornicated doggy style when the male reaches up and pulls out her arms resulting in a face first impact on the sandy surface.
"Dude, I just diving pelicaned that ho so hard she lost three teeth."
by PelicanMaster January 13, 2008
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street driving

to drive your automobile on the street, as opposed to, say, offroad
"I'm takin' the day off so I can get me some street driving done"
by getac December 6, 2004
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