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douche bag

giant fluid-filled bag labelled 'XXX' and used as feminine hygiene product or as a descriptive term for one's dress.
Oh, I see Larry here came dressed as a giant douche bag..again
by em August 13, 2003
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1.An annoying little prick who thinks he is all goth and talks like a little fuckin girl.

2.An annoying teacher who knows nothing about anything
by Walter March 17, 2005
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1. A devise that females use to clean them self.
2. A close friend or person you know that is acting stupid.
3. A word you would call someone that you dont like.
1. My vagina was smelly so i had to use my douche bag.
2. You ate a rat for 20 bucks your such a douche bag.
3. I hate you so much ur giant smelly douche bag!
by josh capell March 19, 2008
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Douche bag -- the person who embodies the spirit of that foul odiferous sludge that oozes and humps its way through the rubber hose to expose itself to the light of day from the nether regions of one who's twat is too often fuckt by various and assorted losers.
Isn't that just like that douchebag Yolanda, to leave someone stranded and penniless at an airport far from home?
by HookedonPhonix August 1, 2005
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1) An individual who enjoys the use of recreational cocaine.
2) An individual seeking cocaine.
3) An individual identified as a potential consumer of cocaine by negative social behavior, such as cutting someone off in traffic.
Random Dealer: "Hey, you guys want some cocaine?"
Random Person: "Yeah!"
Random Dealer: "Wow, you're a douche bag..."
Random Person: "...?"
Random Dealer: "Okay, lets go do some."
by Atmos Blueshit March 16, 2008
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What Alex Varkatzas (singer of Atreyu) calls his landlord
by Nora May 17, 2003
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One who has no idea what they are talking about and when they realize no one cares he starts to talk about the girl he supposavly scored last night when we all know it was his gay ass uncle chuck in the game closet.
Douche bag=Ty Book
yes we are talking about you ty
and your gay ass uncle
by Hellz mercenary January 5, 2009
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