doofadool

Half a retard, mother fu*ker all bad things

-David T

Your a fu*kin doofadool

by Meatball82 March 13, 2018

Doofer

(N) any object or thing. Also can be used as an insult to describe an unintelligent person by realting them to an inanimate object (similar to call someone a wall)

Ugh you are such a doofer

by Gurlycake February 19, 2019

Doofing

When two girlfriends hold hands while they pee. Sometimes includes when they wipe each other after.

"Harold, I think they're lesbians!" "They are Karen I heard them talking about doofing!"

by number1gay November 25, 2020

doofer

A derivative of 'That'll do for it' - as in, just the gadget you need to complete a task.

Phonetically 'That'll doofer it' - shortened to 'doofer'.

It is commonly used today as a lazy substitute for the name of an item you can't remember. A wotsit, thingy, thingamajig etc.

"Could you hand me that doofer?"

"I need a doofer to mash potatoes easier"

by Dana-Michelle May 18, 2005

doofed

to twat into a stationary object with painfull consiquences

AOUCH! i doofed into a fat bitch!

by Jake De-Leardy May 4, 2003

Doof

Northern Scottish Slang for Condom.

Ah Yeh bas ma doof's burst. Better tell yer ma ye fell on it.

by Duthart June 10, 2007

Doof

1. To satisfy a person sexually;
2. To strike someone with a blunt object

1. I'm going to doof her all night long.
2. If you don't shut up I'm going to doof you over the head.

by Cheddrpeppr May 14, 2010