Darton

A cool dude who says UwU pretty nicely

Wow darton said UwU really nicely

by Heckyeet March 20, 2019

dirt detective

Someone who gives you a juicy fruit but it's the last one in the pack.

"Hey, do you want a juicy fruit?"
"Yeah- wait, is that the last one in the pack? You're a dirt detective!"

by J. C. Dickleg May 18, 2019

Dirt pouch

The female vaginal canal in it’s deflated state

She spread her legs and I got a whiff of White Castle so there was no way I was going near that dirt pouch

by Mr.Potatodick April 23, 2020

road dirt

road dirt: people, usually of the opposite sex, used for the purpose of pleasure while one travels, usually for sports trips, but may include business trips

When playing an out of town ball tourney, Brian picked up some road dirt.

by TooSick4U July 5, 2009

Tip Dirt

when you get get human feces on your genitals performing a non sexual act.

Aww man, when i put down that paper seat at the public restroom, my crap got stuck to it and i got covered in tip dirt.

by moosekiller April 2, 2010

hard dirt

The really hard piece of poop that won't come out.

I cried while I was pooping because that hard dirt just wouldn't come out!

by laurene716 May 25, 2011

Wisco Dirt Star

When a wisconsinite puts cheese curds in a condom and freezes it. After it’s frozen it’s used as anal beads.

Did you hear, Tommy gave Chad the Wisco dirt star last night.

by Asstin_powers123 September 9, 2023