Dirty Gregory

When your girl sticks razor blades in her pussy and you fuck her to achieve an improvised circumcision, whilst also putting the both of you in critical condition

Girl: “Are you uncircumcised? Lemme give you a dirty Gregory!”

by Sticky Manny December 21, 2022

Dirty Zakir

When you or your partner leave the room during sex and then re-enter by scurrying in on the floor and squeaking like a rat

Last night my husband pulled a dirty Zakir on me!

by Jenny Taylor September 20, 2021

dirty macking

Attempting to mack on another person's significant other by talking bad about them behind their back.

If you've ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend leave you and hook up with your best friend, you can be sure some dirty macking was going on while you were dating your ex.

John: "I'll be right back guys"

Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."

Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"

John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel

by Russ December 16, 2006

Dirty Ethan

Bringing the baddest bitch home from the club and raw dogging her doggy style in your roommates bed

Damn I really pulled a dirty Ethan in Marty’s bed last night bro.

by Dasa fa tass April 14, 2020

Dirty Pool

Conduct that is unfair, unethical or illegal. Being deceitful or deceptive for unfair advantage.

The only reason Charlie keeps winning is he's just playing some dirty pool to create an advantage over his competition.

by GF Ed February 12, 2005

dirty hambaga

when you see something random/ weird/ messed up u call them or it a dirty hambaga

look at that clown he is a dirty hambaga.

by himenameisoej April 8, 2011

Dirty Apple

The act of shoving a Red Delicious apple into an anus and then eating it. Slice the apple to share with friends or keep the whole apple for yourself.

"Hey Bram, what are you doing after the One Direction concert?"
"I'm not sure, David. I actually might dirty apple Ashley."
"Wow Bram! I thought you two were just talking."
"I know, David. I think she might be the one for me."

by Too hot to Handel December 11, 2014