dildocake

1) The crust that forms around a dildo if it has not been cleaned. This can vary from a yellowish, fish scented cake to a brown, moldy shit scented cake.
2) A generic insult

She needs to wash that dildo! It smells like a harbor and that cake is as think as my birthday cake was!

Get out of my way Dildocake!

by probie November 15, 2005

digloria

Digloria- having massive diarrhea, and the individual is unable to hold it in any longer.

Jessica- GUYS!
Robert- What?
Jessica- I have digloria, we need to find a restroom now!

by world_ofwords October 20, 2020

Dello

somethings thats tight; a pimp

damn that shit is dello

look at that dude he thinks hes a dello

by Dr. GreenThumb... May 21, 2006

Frozen shit dildo

When you gather your fecal matter from the toilet bowl and form it into a desirable phallic shape that you then proceed to freeze solid so that you can then fuck your anus or vagina with a totally unique dildo.

Damn, I fucking love it when you fuck my ass with your frozen shit dildo. When it is almost defrosted, can you jam it all the way in so I can re-shit it out later?

by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017

dildo monkey

1) Anyone who's employer is Reeves County.
2) One who willingly shoves slim jims up his/her ass.
3) The milk man.

I too was once a dildo monkey. But no longer do I have the desire nor funds to purchase any kind ov beef jerky.

by incipitsathanas March 14, 2008

Dillon

An over the top amazing guy. He can make you smile at your lowest times & make you laugh at when your angry. He is the true definition of Perfect Happiness. He is the type of guy that only comes once in a life time, like a Disney Prince. He is defiantly something special. He is my boyfriend, my best friend, my soul mate & one day my husband. I wouldn't trade him for anything, I wouldn't even trade him for the most cutest elephant in the world. He is the best thing to ever happen to me. ~YourGirlfriedBethani(:

"He is not as amazing as Dillon".

by BethyWuvsElephants March 9, 2013

Dildo

Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.

go run to your dildo bitch

by Anonymous June 22, 2003