Desperates

A stoners collection of roaches and resin collected, stored and smoked in a time when they were out of weed.

Hey dude, you wana get high?" "no man i'm out of weed." " don't worry Dude I got those desperates" " titts man lets fire them up!

by arobine31 May 5, 2011

desperation

Being so hard-up to insult someone that you start going after their typos; or the same typo multiple times.

"Making fun of Jonah Goldberg for spelling errors is a sure sign of desperation."

by Eric February 4, 2004

Desperado Attempt

A desperado attempt is where you would do almost anything to win. Normally used for gaming puposes. It's like breaking the fourth wall (by cheating) in order to win.
Say you are VS your friend in a fighting game. The desperado attempt would be if you would slam your shoulder into your friend so they would stop attacking you, and you kill them or even the odds for the win.

Kyle: Time for my Desperado Attempt!
*Hits Matt in the shin via foot*
Matt: Asshole!
Kyle: I finish the lap first, bitch!

by FWL January 13, 2008

Desperate Faggot

A guy/girl who messed up with a friend or family member, so they think they can write a definition, hope all editors fall asleep and pass it, then hope that the person they made angry will randomly get on Urban Dictionary, look up their own name, see the definition and everyone will be happy.

-Good Day Gents-

A: Dude Ericas pissed off again.

B: You should write a definition on Urban Dictionary for her!

A: Why the hell would I do that, I'm not a 'Desperate Faggot'.

by Urbangamer123 February 12, 2010

Desperate

Emily Wood. The whore who will bring anyone down to her level so she's not alone. She will suck any dude's dick for attention, but nobody wants her anyways.

Dude, Emily Wood is so desperate. Do you think she'd blow me no strings attached?
Definitely not. She'd want to be in a relationship with you.
Dumb whore.

by ihateeverybody. June 18, 2010

desperado

A desperado is a female that meets all of these characteristics...
-low self esteem
-poor social skills
-desperate want for male affection

and usually these characteristics...
-decent looking
-high sex drive
-few close friends

but most imporatantly, a female is not a desperado unless she...
-hooks up with, fucks, or dates general tools, losers, weirdos, abusive men, assclowns, pizza faces, disproportionally younger men, disproportionally older men, men who speak a language that the desperado can't understand, comic book/anime nerds, etc...

Guy 1 "dude remember that kid back in high school that worked at 7-Eleven?"

Guy 2 "which one?"

Guy 1 "you know, the dude with the really bad acne problem, he wore that wrestlemania t-shirt every other day, smelled awful..."

Guy 2 "oh yeah that weird kid, whats his name... um, Eugene. what about him?"

Guy 1 "I saw him the other day with some really hot chick, I guess they're going out now"

Guy 2 "wow, did he change at all?"

Guy 1 "nope, same old dirty ass Eugene"

Guy 2 "wow, that girl's a desperado"

by Fuck Will Smith... I Am Legend February 2, 2008

Really Desperate Housewives

Straight Porn, A girl and a guy fucking

I was watching some "really desperate housewives" last night, while i jacked off.

by FDAMAN July 14, 2011