A person with an attention span less than one second due to chronic masturbation, video gaming and schnauzer banging as a youth. People with this condition can't even commit to taking a shit when they are already on the toilet. The only way to grab their attention is to talk about fakies, jeeps, weed or seven different kinds of smoke.
Brah, my boss's attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) is off the charts. He was spanking his monkey the other day and he forgot what he was doing!
by Granuppie January 13, 2010
Get the attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) mug.A disease in which someone takes an unusually long time to respond to a text. This is normally characterized with a response length of 10+ minutes
Sometimes abbreviated 'TDS', text deficiency syndrome can be tested for and diagnosed fairly easily with today's technology.
Sometimes abbreviated 'TDS', text deficiency syndrome can be tested for and diagnosed fairly easily with today's technology.
Guy #1: "Hey, I think Jennifer may like you, do you think you are going to pursue her?"
Guy #2: "I don't know man, I sent her a text over an hour ago and still haven't gotten a response yet. I'm pretty sure she has text deficiency syndrome."
Guy #1: " Yeah, I don't think I could ever date a girl with TDS".
Guy #2: "I don't know man, I sent her a text over an hour ago and still haven't gotten a response yet. I'm pretty sure she has text deficiency syndrome."
Guy #1: " Yeah, I don't think I could ever date a girl with TDS".
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Get the LDD - Lazy Deficit Disorder mug.When you ask somebody an embarassing question and they respond with "Define" as to change the subject. The person then defines what he means, and a debate over the use ensues.
"Hey man, did you ever hook up with that girl?"
"Define 'hook up'.
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"It means a lot of other things too"
"Oh like what?"
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