detective dive

When you sneak out of a class or any place you are not suppose to leave without permission.

I wanted to go home so i did a detective dive out of math
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We were just walking past the fire escape when me and Chewit did a detective dive out of schoool

by rentboi May 25, 2005

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defectified

When a food is non- edible because of being touched by another food

I don't wanna eat the rest of my food, its defectified!

by mauiismydog April 15, 2009

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derectifying

Having the quality of sending one's boner from midnight to six - i.e., the opposite of pleasurable. Depressing. A buzzkill.

Grinding on the hot girl had me popping a b -- seeing her walk off with her boyfriend was derectifying.

by Pistol Skeet January 12, 2010

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Defectivated

To be made defective through human intervention. Having broken an otherwise functioning device by tampering with its inner workings.

The un-knowledgeable computer tech went and "defectivated" my computer.

by Camphonic October 4, 2012

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The art of becoming so conversant in the bugs of a commercial software platform that you are able to achieve desired functionality by exploiting said bugs. The defectomancer's weapon of choice is the Cludge. Her abilities are enhanced when operating in under-patched environments lacking official vendor support. She can easily be countered by employing the tactics of intelligent software acquisition and management. Despite these weaknesses the defectomancer has made enterprise domains her natural habitat.

Using her skills in defectomancy, Sally saved an invalid value to an inexplicably non-nullable date field so that it would display N/A instead of an arbitrary date when no date was to be entered in that field.

by Pidd December 19, 2013

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