dave

a male nickname short for david

I am DAVE

by pezenis December 29, 2024

Dave

He’s just a chill guy

Bro dave is literally just a chill guy

by jamaicaontop March 4, 2025

Dave

A monumental fuck up, usually caused by stupidity, a total lack of skill or being a right twat.

Youre a right fucking dave!

by afanofyourgran March 21, 2025

Dave

Dave
/dāv/
noun | verb | exclamation

An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways.

The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.

Used as a curse or cry of disbelief, especially when something has gone so irreversibly pear-shaped that only yelling “DAVVVVVEEEEEEE” at full volume can express the full emotional weight.

Examples:
“Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?”
“Mate… Dave was on it.”

Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!

by RiffRaff22 August 4, 2025

Dave

term used to define rich people in 2025

I'm doing well but I'm no Dave

by cuttyman9 October 28, 2025

DAVE!

A word used to announce the presence of an authority figure. Commonly used in schools, not to be confused with the T.V channel.

Kid 1: So I was jacking it yesterday and...
(Teacher approaches)
Kid 2: Dave!
(Teacher leaves)
Kid 1: Cheers buddy, sweet Dave call.

by NineEm December 15, 2009

[Dave]

To place your finger up the arse of another in an ambush that surprises the 'Davee'.

OMG, he tried to Dave me yesterday!!

by KWa. October 4, 2008