fell in love with the devil's daughter

a phrase used for someone who has developed a bad habit

John: You fell in love with the devil's daughter

Smith: Yeah, can you help me out?

by stupidcoffee November 9, 2022

I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!

Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022

thought daughter

a girl who is constantly always stuck in her thoughts.

usually gets mistaken for thot daughter

ex- thought daughter: i’m always stuck in my thoughts and they just eat me up alive.
👤: ohhh so you’re a thought daughter?
thought daughter: yeah basically

by mmvtys March 30, 2024

Lizard Daughter

A lizard daughter is a girl who is not beautiful

See that girl ?

She’s a Lizard Daughter ( ugly,nasty,rude,)

by FazCan November 21, 2019

Ice and fire daughter for hire

When your boss pisses you off you fuck his daughter with icy hot on her assholeAnd hot sauce in her pussy and Cum on his toothbrush.

Dude my boss fired me.

Damn bro did you ice and fire Daughter for hire her?

Fuck yeah I did!

by Bddb June 20, 2020

guardian's daughter

A very cool member of the zombsroyale community that is no longer active. Said to be the son of "Guardian_", Guardian's daugther is the coolest member in the server.

If only guardian's daughter dated me. Then I would be happy

by anonymous August 20, 2024

side daughter

Side daughter a daughter that's not born to a mother that a mother loves unconditionally.

You ate my side daughter.

by Alley mcnelly March 5, 2020