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the curtain call

whilst getting some pussy in missionary position, as you are about to climax. tilt back your head and start singing poorly then rock your head forward knocking out your woman. then look around with a stupid grin on your face then pull out and go ask you boss at work for advice as to what to do next.
yo i was rocking stready with my girl, and then i gave that skank the curtain call. i freaked out and ran.
by mascow July 26, 2016
mugGet the the curtain callmug.

beef curtain

(n): a big ol' cooch that looks like roast beef
"Hey dude I was gonna come over and visit"
"How about you come over and lick my beef curtain."
by mangos112 January 24, 2020
mugGet the beef curtainmug.

curtain condom

another name for a Dental Dam. Dental Dams are latex sheets used to provide a barrier against STIs / STDs during oral sex.
Yo, before you go downtown, gotta cover the vag and/or booty hole with a curtain condom to avoid spreading the HerpaGonaSyphia.
by Breezy.sunshine February 20, 2018
mugGet the curtain condommug.

Poo curtain

When you have diarrhea or soft poo and there isn’t a toilet brush so you hang a long piece of toilet paper from the seat to the water to capture the poo so not to leave skid marks - poo curtain
Jake was at his new girlfriends house and had the runs but realized their was no toilet brush so he hung a poo curtain so to not leave a skid marks
by Schneider’s mum August 7, 2019
mugGet the Poo curtainmug.

smacking the curtains

A younger man screwing and older woman really hard
My friend is into milfs, he likes smacking the curtains
by GrranDadd June 28, 2021
mugGet the smacking the curtainsmug.

chin curtain

A nice long luscious hick beard, which is well groomed and maintained.
Oh man, Look at Scott. He has one relentless Chin Curtain.
by Yominister March 3, 2017
mugGet the chin curtainmug.

painting curtains

You see that guy in the lounge painting curtains?
by Bigcat69imlovinit June 14, 2017
mugGet the painting curtainsmug.

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