The act of crying so uncontrollably hard whether it is a sad cry or a happy cry that you lose control and fart slips out. If you are lucky the sound of sobbing muffles the minor explosion that just occurred between your legs.
After she heard that Dawson's Creek was being cancelled my girlfriend was so hysterical that she started cryarting and the worse thing was she had Mexican the night before.
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Get the cygat mug.The aftereffect of an event/moment being so hysterical that it makes you cry and laugh at the same time.
Jeff: We wanted to feel bad for Tim, but we ended up getting lost in the crylarity of it all. After all, he deserved it.
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Me:"Do you have any ibe? i've been listening to too much eliot smith and now i have a cryache."
Me:"Do you have any ibe? i've been listening to too much eliot smith and now i have a cryache."
do you have any advil? i couldn't stop weeping during the end of titanic; gave myself a horrible cryache.
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Get the Cryjack mug.It is a fake disease that means that you are a total crybaby. Used as a slang word, it will cause one to cry for any little problem one might have. Side effects include bushy hair, fatness, and extreme anger issues. People with Cryaloteashanus Disease suffer for life from no friends because they bully others. They have parents that spoil them to the core as a child so they never earn ethics. These people should be watched out for because of the sadness they bring. Don't be fooled by the thin veneer of a crybaby. Just ignore and walk away. They are also considered annoying.
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