A form of seduction so vile, that it cannot even be described. It can however consist of 1 water buffalo, 1 spatula, a tube of axel grease, and preferrably blind midget. Only these 4 items can be used in the forbidden art.
After repeated attemps of failure, Dexter was finally able to get Jason to go out on a date with him by performing the "Crusty Hamburgaler".
by Jeff Beanard May 13, 2008
A revolting picture of a woman's genital region suffering from the advanced stages of an apparent fungal infection. Primarily used as a "shock image" in the vein of goatse, tubgirl, and lemon party by message boards such as the esteemed Vestibule.
by Grug88 January 13, 2005
"Dude this nasty chick gave me a a crusty clayton last night, and i i think she liked it, i wont be calling her anymore".
by crusty clay November 10, 2006
crusty: A phrase to describe someone who is dirty, trashy, slutty, etc.
nester: Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.
crusty nester: a dirty, trashy or slutty woman who is on the prowel for a husband/boyfriend, and moves into the poor man's house quickly, and takes over.
nester: Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.
crusty nester: a dirty, trashy or slutty woman who is on the prowel for a husband/boyfriend, and moves into the poor man's house quickly, and takes over.
crusty: That crusty ass bitch got with my boyfriend last night. Stupid Hoe.
nester: That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.
crusty nester: That girl is a real crusty nester, dude, better make sure she cleans your bedding..you might get a disease.
nester: That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.
crusty nester: That girl is a real crusty nester, dude, better make sure she cleans your bedding..you might get a disease.
by shan-manda February 22, 2011
I was sitting at the game and a wrinkly crusty rumbler kept harassing me.
James Brown in such a crusty rumbler
James Brown in such a crusty rumbler
by Merlo May 06, 2009
Guy 1: So what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh my god! Last night I gave this girl a Crusty Steve. It was great.
Guy 2: Oh my god! Last night I gave this girl a Crusty Steve. It was great.
by Sticky_Butt_Nuts March 25, 2011
A rare phenomenon in which several pubic hairs erupt from outside and within the urethra during the ejaculation process. This serves as a primary breeding ground in which crabs, syphilis and AIDS may develop and/or regress. Causes uncontrollable itching and in later stages causes fuzzy discharge and erectile dysfunction resulting in permanently hairy spooge.
by Dicks McCockmaster October 20, 2007