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Russian Cream Pie 

when you spit a loogie into a girl’s vagina, then blow a cloud of cremè broulè Juul smoke up there. once you start laying down the pipe and the smoke squeezes out, RUSSIAN CREAM PIE.
“I gave her a Russian cream pie, then she left me on read the next day.”
Russian Cream Pie by jxhnnyrxckstar February 17, 2021

Blueberry Cream Pie 

Shoot your load all over a chicks face and then punch her in the face and break her nose.
You just gave me a blueberry cream pie you jerk!
Blueberry Cream Pie by Royce April 21, 2005

viking cream pie suprize 

whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin.
either its the coldest day ever in Green Bay, or that guy just got a viking cream pie suprize!

Chocolate cream pie 

When you cum in a girls ass and the cum is brownish when it comes out.
I butted in her ass and it came out as a chocolate cream pie.

Cranston Cream Pie 

The act of cumming in a girls ear while she is asleep and letting it dry up. This causes her to wake up confused and wondering why she is hard of hearing in one ear. Origin - Cranston, RI
Sally woke up having trouble hearing in one ear. She went to the doctor and he told her she had a classic case of the Cranston Cream Pies.

Peter waited until Karina was asleep so he could give her a good ol' Cranston cream pie.

My girlfriend was being a bitch. I told her if she kept it up she'd be getting a Cranston cream pie when she fell asleep...she changed her attitude real quick.

Banana Cream Pie 

Getting fucked in the ass with a ripe banana and having it break open inside your asshole. Leaving behind some creamed banana
damn man I’m still shitting out bits of banana from when my girl banana cream pied me last night.