Pen Cramp

A pain in your fingers after using a pen. Can be caused by either writing or drawing, (as well as other pen uses). Similar to Writer's Cramp.

OW FUCK I THINK IVE GOT PEN CRAMP
no -no guys its not wanker's cramp, Ive been drawing for the past hour and a half

by Comic_27 January 16, 2021

Lover's Cramp

The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.

"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"

"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"

by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013

crayon cramp

A cramp you get in your wrist after coloring or writing a lot.

Wow my crayon cramp is killing me that was a lot of coloring.

by Jimmy Blaze Walker Willson August 26, 2017

sperm cramps

something men experience that is comparable to periods. poor guys.

‘my girl complaining about her period cramps, while i got sperm cramps’ - dom

‘yeah they’re soooo painful’ - x

by meeeowww3 November 7, 2025

Ponytail Cramp

The painful feeling in your scalp after having your hair up in a ponytail for too long

"Why are you rubbing your head?"
"Ugh... I've got a wicked ponytail cramp"

by SummertimeSocks January 15, 2017

Cramps

Imagine someone taped three cement blocks and four bricks together and sat the down on your uterus and then an elephant sat down on those blocks and then gorillas ripping your insides out and punching you

Period:hey I’m sorry about your cramps
Me:what
Also me:ahjshJahHhhhhHhHHSHSJSJNDB WHYYY
Period:sike

by kucklaoof and my dad knows god June 8, 2019

Cunt-Cramp

1: When one women impedes the social progress of another female.

2: The female equivalent of a "Cock-Block"

I totally would hook up with that hot acoustic guitar player, but my girlfriend keeps "Cunt-Cramping me

by phieleblunt November 19, 2010