coughing hyena

One who expels bacteria infected mucus by coughing extremely loud, consistently and profusely to the point where you want to inflict pain upon that person so they stop being so annoying. And they still keep coughing.

I don't know but they're a coughing hyena!

by Arilima May 28, 2010

no cough no stone

When smoking marijuana and someone coughs you can say "no cough no stone" (as in "no pain no gain"). It means the coughing weedsmoker will get stoned anyway and need not worry.

I had to cough badly when she handed me the spliff, but she smiled and said "no cough no stone".

by Suedseite March 28, 2006

Cough and Call

A term used to call in sick from work.

I just wasn't in the mood for people's bullshit today so I pulled a cough and call.

by miggelzworth October 27, 2010

cough fag

when one gets a boner from the doctor while they touch your balls and make you cough.

John is such a cough fag

by tylersihelnick May 26, 2010

cough it off

When you or someone else does something extremely embarrassing and all you can do is "cough it off"

This is much like "walking it off" but only for embarrassment instead of pain

Friend 1 - Oh man did you see Tom lose his pants in front
of that group of hot chicks
Friend 2 - Ya man he totaly just had to cough it off
I felt so bad for him

by Di~Vad December 8, 2007

Bottie cough

To fart, to expell wind out of the anus

Mann, that bottie cough smells like a skunk

Cant you stop doing bottie coughs for a few seconds, only long enough to read the news, watch TV, move breathe, you know that sort op thing

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

Splash Cough

The disease you get after working during the winter at Splash Lagoon. Everyone thinks it's some fake stuff,but if you've ever worked as a lifeguard as Splash Lagoon you know the science behind the disease and you also know that there is no cure

Splash Cough hit me really hard this week walking out of work.

by ryan_splash_4273 April 26, 2017