CORONAVIRUS

coronavirus es la nueva enfermedad que esta causando furor en las redes, si te llamas coronavirus dejame decirte que sos un hijo de la gran puta ¿QUE TE PASA POR LA CABEZA PARA MATARA A LOS CHINOS? eres muy sexy ERES HERMOSOOO todos quieren estar en pareja contigo (incluso los murcielagos)

Tu hermana: DAMNN QUE SEXY QUE ESSS
Tu suegra: ese es coronavirus DAMNN

by TUMAMI May 9, 2020

CoronaVirus

The reason you cant:

GET TOILET PAPER

WATCH A NEW SEASON OF ANYTHING

NOT WATCH A CRINGE TIK TOK

GO BACK TO SCHOOL

GET WALMART PICK UP GROCERIES

INTERACT WITH ANYONE

FUCK SOMEONE WITHOUT MAKIN SURE THEY SHIT STRAIGHT

EAT OUT

GRADUATE

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IM LOSING MY MIND

Mike: Lemme search when a new season of outer banks comin out.
Liv: Bitch its a fuckin pandemic right now
see results:
LATE 2021
Mike: the fuck?
Liv: And thats on coronavirus

by y.e.s.s.i.r May 9, 2020

Coronavirus

That ugly virus that just had to ruin 2020 and class of 2020 ur the worst let’s just throw the whole planet away

Coronavirus is a beast and my enemy

by ❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️your girl 👧 Rae May 9, 2020

Coronavirus

The COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID‑19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS‑CoV‑2).1 The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, China, in December 2019.46 The World Health Organization declared the outbreak a Public Health Emergency of International Concern on 30 January, and a pandemic on 11 March.78 As of 24 May 2020, more than 5.37 million cases of COVID-19 have been reported in more than 188 countries and territories, resulting in more than 343,000 deaths. More than 2.14 million people have recovered from the virus.5

The virus is primarily spread between people during close contact,c most often via small droplets produced by coughing,d sneezing, and talking.91012 The droplets usually fall to the ground or onto surfaces rather than travelling through air over long distances.9 Less commonly, people may become infected by touching a contaminated surface and then touching their face.910 It is most contagious during the first three days after the onset of symptoms, although spread is possible before symptoms appear, and from people who do not show symptoms.910

person one: what is coronavirus
person two: google it

by yeetus veetus May 24, 2020

Coronavirus flavour

Term used in the context of not sharing food due to the risk of passing disseases in the times of the coronavirus .

Person 1: Hey wanna taste my icecream.
Person 2: No way I don't like coronavirus flavour.

by Wordsmith 101 June 26, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus created by the Chinese that will send everyone into quarantine for many months and will change the way we live for many months after it is gone. Many people will be upset with the fact that you must wear a mask in public and in stores. Millions will die by the time it’s over. A vaccine will be created however and the second time it hits, it will be less intense.

Wear a mask in public, you don’t want to catch the coronavirus.

by kden.co July 7, 2020

coronavirus

If you loss your sense of smell you will probably have coronavirus.
Very contagious if someone close to you at your house or workplace loss the test of smell you will probably get infected by coronavirus.
A warning from mother nature that not everything that lives is meant to be eaten.
A disecase that not only will hurt everybody's health but also economy and social behaviors

Karen: Ive lost my sense of smell today!!!
Coronavirus: GG

by Turbotime July 10, 2020