felix cornelius

the best fucking guy on the fucking planet who is way better than all the other assholes

that sam is a nonce felix cornelius is way cooler and he is sosexy and cool unlike kewei

by gg harrison December 29, 2019

cornelius

a variety of fecal matter that has chunks of partially-digested corn in it, made popular by the name of one of Mr. Hanky's "nuggets" from South Park.

-keep pushing!
-I'm pushing as hard as I can!
-here, I see the head!
-It's coming!
-Howdy-Ho!!!
-Aw Man, it's not mr. hanky, it's just Cornelius...

by Morningwood December 9, 2008

Cornelius

A child, usually under the age of twelve, who possesses qualities of Cornelian nature. Such qualities include a bowl haircut, horridly pale skin, ugly glasses, awkward posture, disgusting childlike habits, and the occasional doodoo that protrudes from the rear.

Tom, did you see that Cornelius skipping down that hill in his highwater cargo pants with a skidmark on the back eating a ring pop?

Look at the Cornelius over there with Oreo cookie crumbs around his mouth smiling at Prudence across the room?

Wow, you can see a perfect outline of that Cornelius' butt through his overalls ski pants.

by Eudipidus March 17, 2009

Stallion Cornell

Stallion Cornell has become an internet legend. Not content with being one person on the internet, he's been, at best count, at least 40 different "individuals" on the web. His main stomping ground was SciFi.com up until they actually began moderating the Battlestar Galactica bboards. Cornell eventually created his own message forum, the Moist Board so that he could continue his trolling. Originally created as a humor board, the Moist Board soon became an attack vehicle. Cornell and his fellow troll, RGrant, used Moist to harass anyone who got in their way or even remotely bothered them.

What caused Stallion Cornell to become a troll legend? As the story has it, when Stallion Cornell discovered the poster known as Languatron, he felt compelled to create the identity of "Joe Smig". Smig was an employee of Universal Studios and sent to the web to confound Languatron. Smig ended up creating an entire cottage industry of Smig trolls on the SciFi.com Galactica board: June Smig, JoBob Smig and Smiglett. When faced with inspiring a small legion of trolls, Cornell showed his true character by creating another false identity and announcing the "death" of Joe Smig, leaving the rest of SciFi.com to deal with his bogus "family".

But this didn't stop Stallion Cornell from creating more troll handles. He went on to create many, many more. And he's still at it today. Kwen Winslow, Viper Fred and Viper Hank are some of his most recent troll creations. Having been banned from places like Cinescape, where Cornell attempted to not only fight with Languatron but also tried to con the membership into believing there was a Dutch TV show called "Gref Dafflebaum", Cornell remains a thorn in the side of legitimate message board owners. Cornell is additionally known for posing as a lawyer for Paramount Pictures and for trying to put up a non-existant lunch box for sale on e-Bay.
Stallion Cornell remains a legend in the history of trolldom.

Stallion Cornell has become an internet legend. Not content with being one person on the internet, he's been, at best count, at least 40 different "individuals" on the web.

by ViperFred April 26, 2009

Cornfield

noun: The area between a blond boy's legs. Often accompanied by a windmill, and a barn with two cows.

"Timmy's cornfield is looking a little shabby- it needs to be trimmed."

by hoonlives95 June 7, 2009

Yukon Cornelious

A mountain man extrodinair!

That boy is a regular Yukon Cornelious!

by Eric Johnson February 10, 2004

coniel

A crust ass boy who lives in a box and is always ashy

Ugh your such a Coniel

by $$$$$$$$$$$) February 3, 2019