Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.

Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!

by Benfea October 16, 2006

Conservatard

A word that can be used to describe most, if not all, conservatives and Republicans. Frequently spend most of their time bashing Democrats and liberals instead of advocating for their own party.

Believe that a clump of cells is a human being and that its life is more important than the mother's. Use the term baby killers to try and justify their arguments and make people support them.
Usually are rednecks and hillbillies and have lower IQs than their opposition - this has actually been proven by scientific studies, and countless quotes. (See the article '15 Mind-Numbingly Dumb Things Teapublicans Have Said Lately')

Believe that Donald Trump is actually a good choice for a President.
Believe that America is the "best goddamned country on the Earth", but it would be a miracle if they could even draw their own state.
Don't believe in global climate change, even though there has been years of proof of this occurrence.
Believe in helping the rich instead of the poor.
Believe that FOX News is an unbiased and reliable news source.
People who like the way Rush Limbaugh's penis tastes.

I think, therefore I am...not a conservatard.

by Dark Doo Wop September 12, 2015

Post Non Consensual Sex

The type of sex where afterwards you regret your decision and wish you had said "No".

Friend 1: "I went to this party the other night and I ended up doing -something-"

Friend 2: "You wish you said 'No' now huh?"

Friend 1: "Yeah..."

Friend 2: "Post Non Consensual sex gets you every time bro..."

by ParalysisAlice May 12, 2011

consen

1.(noun) A person that builds bridges. Often found wearing a yellow hard hat.
2.(noun) One that is tall in stature while also being very jolly.

Woah! Did you see that consen building the Bay bridge?

I wish a consen were my friend.

by UD wurd creator March 28, 2009

weaponized conservatism

When logic and reason are utilized to destroy weak liberal arguments.

Strike Force Daily has weaponized conservatism in the fight against liberal ideas.

by strikeforcedaily April 26, 2017

Conservaderp

A hybrid of "conservative" and the derogatory term derp, indicting the low intellect and tin-foil-conspiracy gullibility of the typical neo-conservative and alt-right manchild or their weak women.

However, it still applies to less reality-rejecting traditional conservatives for not having the intellect to reject the historic failure of an ideology that is conservatism.

The term is an accurate reflection of the scientifically proven lower IQ of conservatives.

Oh look, another social media troll crying about their latest manufactured conservaderp conspiracy. This one will only cost taxpayers $70 million!

by Chyllstorm October 19, 2016

Consensual Sexual Assault

Consensual Sexual Assault is when a girl likes to get beat, bite, choked ect. during sex.

Police Officer - "Ma'am, can I ask you where those marks on your neck came from?"

Girl- "My boyfriend"

Police Officer- "That's terrible! Would you like to file a report?"

Girl- "No no no, its okay, his penis was inside me at the time"

Police Officer- "oh I understand, it was consensual sexual assault"

by KayEmFitz October 7, 2013