cooter goblin

A nasty little goblin that crawls up lesbians' vaginas after sleeping with a man. If left untreated causes necrosis and eventually may start a zombie crisis. If diagnosed, seek medical help, AND DO NOT FUCK/MURDER ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!
Beware the Cooter Goblin!! Abstinence is the only way!!!
by crusoe90 March 29, 2017
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Cooter Dookie

When a woman's labia is super enflamed and dark, resembling a shit inside of a vagina.
Oh my....that's one big cooter dookie...
by Cooter dookie June 17, 2013
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cooter towel

Female pad or liner used during "that time of the month"
She uses cooter towels during that time of the month.
by GINA Expert February 10, 2014
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Cooter safari

Is what you have to go on when u go down on a chick and realize her pussy hair is out of control and looks like a jungle.
I had to go on a cooter safari to just to be able to find the opening to her pussy.
by Assbark April 01, 2010
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Cooter rub

Referring to cuddling with a girl while rubbing the vagina area outside the girls pants.
Kj can't close, he just cooter rubs all night!
by Castlehood July 22, 2013
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