Loose Coochie Bitch

A bitch of the loose cootchie variety is one of the sluttiest manners mankind has ever seen. Loose coochie bitches are sluts, whores, and females with a generally loose vagina.

See that slut over there?
Yeah.
She's a loose coochie bitch.

by mrlovesdinosaurs March 19, 2010

Gucci in the Coochie

When everything is doing good.

Friend: How is life?
You: It is Gucci in the Coochie.

by Justtoprovepeoplewrong February 8, 2019

spare coochie

(n) an extra vagina, or an extra supply of vaginas

Hey bro, you got any spare coochie? I need to fix my fridge.

by bakedcandle October 19, 2018

Hoochie Coochie

1. slutty women who can never seem to find their own man to fuck

2. A shameless hussy who always pushes up on a guy, even though he has a girlfriend

Damn man, it seems that everytime i find a man, some hoochie coochie always tries to fuck with him.

by Betty Bee October 19, 2006

man coochie

A man coochie is your asshole.

"Is your man coochie tingling yet?"

by tanpopodickheadevel November 17, 2016

coochie cruncher

Another name for a lesbian.

Ellen Degeneres is a coochie cruncher.

by HottieG April 29, 2006

Coochie Clench

Common bathroom occurrence amongst females. When you are getting ready to urinate and there is someone that unexpectedly goes into the stall next to you. You clench up your nether regions to stop a possible loud tuft of air from escaping.

I had to pee soooooo bad earlier! Jasmine walked into the stall next to me right before the grand release and I had to do a coochie clench so I would not embarass myself.

by MDermy August 23, 2010