Michael Jordan's apprisal of commercials for the consumer-oriented McDonald's was a cool deconstruction of the 1950's model athlete
by sandraxine August 28, 2017
Get the Coolmug. by MattSmithisCool July 20, 2011
Get the Coolmug. A new way to describe your currency
Having lots of cool (money) allows you to do cool shit
There are many different 'types' of cool
Sensible Cool- the type of cool used to pay bills, buy food and other boring shit.
Degenerate Cool- the best type of cool ever, this is for drinking, gambling and hookers
Timely Cool- birthday cool and tax rebates
There are also a few Cool Rules,
Rule 1: Timely Cool can be converted into Degenerate Cool at any time, but not Sensible Cool.
Rule 2: You may allocate 20 percent of your monthly salary into Sensible Cool but once you have run out your fucked, even if you have 3kool sitting in you Degenerate Cool account.
Rule 3: Never accidentally call your Cool "money", "pounds", "dollars" ect and if you do, immediately apologise for your error and use the term Cool in a sentence as soon as possible in order to fully rectify your mistake.
Having lots of cool (money) allows you to do cool shit
There are many different 'types' of cool
Sensible Cool- the type of cool used to pay bills, buy food and other boring shit.
Degenerate Cool- the best type of cool ever, this is for drinking, gambling and hookers
Timely Cool- birthday cool and tax rebates
There are also a few Cool Rules,
Rule 1: Timely Cool can be converted into Degenerate Cool at any time, but not Sensible Cool.
Rule 2: You may allocate 20 percent of your monthly salary into Sensible Cool but once you have run out your fucked, even if you have 3kool sitting in you Degenerate Cool account.
Rule 3: Never accidentally call your Cool "money", "pounds", "dollars" ect and if you do, immediately apologise for your error and use the term Cool in a sentence as soon as possible in order to fully rectify your mistake.
dude goes into bank
Dude: "id like to transfer all of my sensible cool into my degenerate cool account please"
Cashier: "certainly sir, you sound like an awesome guy, i wish i was your friend"
Another dude goes into bank
Dude "I'd like to transfer all my degenerate cool into my Sensible Cool account"
Cashier "Fuck Off"
Dude: "id like to transfer all of my sensible cool into my degenerate cool account please"
Cashier: "certainly sir, you sound like an awesome guy, i wish i was your friend"
Another dude goes into bank
Dude "I'd like to transfer all my degenerate cool into my Sensible Cool account"
Cashier "Fuck Off"
by nugnugs October 7, 2011
Get the Coolmug. by Gradient May 7, 2018
Get the Coolmug. The height of conformity, the point where you considered to be adequately normal, and accepted in the lives of popular kids.
by Apocalyptic Alexa Armageddon July 20, 2009
Get the Coolmug. cools is the word used when young, Japanese girls refuse to refer to one person. "cools" can be a signal that the girl you are talking to wants to talk to you, but wants you to initiate conversation first. It can also be used when a conversation is dying, and is a signal that the girl in question wishes to continue said conversation. Henceforth, be very careful when proceeding.
by Trevor Roy AKA Da Shit September 3, 2009
Get the coolsmug. by Bungalow Bill October 13, 2001
Get the coolnessmug.