competitive eating etiquette

When someone eats with reckless regard usually involving and not limited to ignoring errant food particles on face and, if applicable, in facial hair, shoveling food into one's mouth before completely swallowing the previous bite, utilizing every finger on every hand, and uncontrollable stares from spectators. Throwing up results in an automatic disqualification.

That guy always comes in here with his competitive eating etiquette like no one else comes to McDonald's. Show some class.

by cheezerguy October 11, 2009

complete and utter dingus

1. A term used to describe a person who annoys, frustrates, has done something extremely stupid, or has "done goofed".

2. A stupid object that is not cooperating.

1. Dude, did you hear that Bob did the cinnamon challenge yesterday? He is a complete and utter dingus.

2. OH MAH GAWD. This fucking bicycle is a complete and utter dingus.

by TheDisturbedYouth August 13, 2014

competitive melee

The most preferred type of Super Smash Bros Melee, but also the most shunned type. The rules go with a 8-minute 4-stock game with no items and the stages, which are a measly 6, do not have hazards or promote poor sportsmanship strategies, such as camping, walk-offs, and wall infinites.

While many prefer this type of gaming, some shun those who play this way since they only prefer playing this way.

Regular Player: UGH! I'm so bored of this ruleset. Can't we play something else--
Competitive Melee Player: NO! IF YOU WANT TO STOP PLAYING, GO BACK TO YOUR TIME MATCHES ON BRINSTAR!
Regular Player: You need a break.

by Hardstuck Internet January 3, 2015

Complete Star Wars Trilogy Depression

The gut-wrenching and all-consuming pit of despair that overwhelms one who has recently completed the sequel trilogy of StarWars; and thusly has come to the realisation that he/she will never see another spontaneous scene from Ben Solo again-as he/she has witnessed all there is to see.

“Hey Lauren, are you okay?”

“No Adam, I have complete Star Wars trilogy depression.”

by Matt, a radar technician December 20, 2019

Complete Sexuality

Complete Sexuality is an updated method of categorizing somebody's sexual preference, in line with more progressive information from Europe.
This newer version labels somebody's sexual preference for both gender and lineage.

Gender Preference Options :
1) Heterosexual (attracted to different sex)

2) Bisexual (attracted to different sex and same sex)

3) Homosexual (attracted to same sex)

Lineage Preference Options :
1) Outcestosexual (attracted to different lineage)
2) Bicestosexual (attracted to different lineage and same lineage)
3) Incestosexual (attracted to same lineage)

This new method is more inclusive and has representation for members of the Incest community who are marginalized. There are plans to help fight for marriage equality, in allowing same-lineage marriage to be legalized so that sibling lovers can have their human rights.

My office asked me to write down my complete sexuality, along with my age, my name, and previous work experience. As well as my gender and race.

by Quentesial November 8, 2023

A complete fucking monster dick

When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap

Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("

Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."

P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..

by IjustgotTotallybamboozled June 5, 2021

Fortnite Dance Competition

When a large group of men come together for gay furry orgies in which the beta males rub peanut butter on the alpha.

Hey guys my parents aren't home are you ready for a fortnite dance competition at my place

by Peeeeeeeee nuyuuuuut October 10, 2018