Compessive

Being competitive and aggressive

I pushed over a girl in soccer and she then told me that I am way to compessive.

by saucemasterH December 23, 2017

Compensation cuddles

After sex cuddles to appease the woman.

She let me fuck her good so I gave her compensation cuddles in return.

by Baguette Bumbo March 5, 2019

Comey Memo

Contemporaneous notes or emails drafted immediately after a one-on-one conversation or meeting with an untrustworthy person who you expect will later lie about what was said in that conversation, and which are stored for future reference, to be possibly used at trial or in other official proceedings.

Holy shit! The boss just asked me to do some shady, unethical things. I need to send a 'Comey memo' to myself in case they later try to throw me under the bus for following through.

by Zayander November 18, 2019

Compel me

Compel me is another word for “make me” when your man/girl says you can’t say make me anymore so say compel me instead :)

Him: stop saying “make me”

Her: fine, compel me ;)

Him: oop-

by Daddy’sPrincess02 August 5, 2020

Compenise

A way of asking if a person would like company for a period of time

Claudia: Would you like me to compenised you over the weekend?
Kaylee: Fuck yeah cum in my eyes too

by ciy August 28, 2021

Competta

A dog with the face of a human. (legend, myth)

Oh. He gasped. It was a Competta!

by GoogleDictionary.php.bappy February 1, 2023

Competence

Yeah, you see it's not the biggest strongest chimp that rules but the one the maintains relationships and blah blah blah women or something.

Hym "You see how he's just dialing back the competence thing, right? The Alpha male isn't the one who sluts out the most females it's the one that's nice to them or something. Just his subtle way of imposing his values on his fans. Be nice to women whether they sleep with you or not because that's the REAL competence. His whole thing is conflationary. He's conflating 'Competence' with 'association' because he knows success has more to do with association than competence. That's what he does. He says things that are untrue. And then just dials them back. It's a subtle way of trying to manipulate his fans into being nice to women and is evidence he doesn't give a shit about 'disaffected young men'. The manipulation is the evidence. Right there. "

by Hym Iam February 12, 2023