The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!

"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023

Lt. Commander Data

Robo daddy, 2nd officer of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D).

A Soong type Android, he's programmed in all kinds of techniques..... Meaning he can fuck up your shit and rock your world

Some pleb ensign: "yeah, my girl left me last week."
The captain: "yeah, I saw her on Lt. Commander Data's arms in the holodeck... Tough luck."

by Rupert T. Codsworth April 5, 2020

11th Commandment

this is the 11th commandment:
11.thou shalt not take thy religion too serioulsy because god(being perfect and all) has a good sense of humour.

wow that church and state guy should really take a break with his religious dogma,he should heed the 11th commandment!

by long live the FSM January 15, 2008

cock commander

A female who forces her boyfriend to constantly do things for her.

I don't have to make you breakfast in bed for you every day Jane! Stop being such a cock commander!

by Haxsoar June 23, 2008

commakaze

The point in which an English major or swamped college student's brain shuts down grammatically. Which usually ends up with a comma bukkake of the sorts.

Ah man I commakaze-d that paper, thank god for Word.

by bronxblazer March 15, 2010

fan commander

A girl with titties the size of her head that has somehow managed to bend down and take it like the beast she is. Full in the mouth. a.k.a. a master of the bj.

"Dude Tiffany is such a fan commander." -Eric
"Man, I know. She can command mine anyday." -John.

by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007

Fucknose Commander

When the word fucknose just isn't enough to sum up someone's fucknose-yness

That bouncer won't let me in the club, what a fucknose commander.

by ActionSwanson42 January 23, 2010