A 'MustardCoincidence' occurs when you hear the same subject repeated from differing sources in close timing multiple times with no obvious alternative explanation.
A One of your friends talks at length about mustard while eating mustard.
Later in the day you see a mustard commercial on TV
You then see a man buying inordinate amounts of mustard at the supermarket.
result of one who has not mastered the art of wiping ones own ass correctly; characterized by an ass crack full of shit stains; often results in skid marked under garments, rancid fecal odor and an itchy booty hole
When defecating, I prefer to clean me crap crack with wet wipes, this - in turn - will alleviate me from sporting a rusty coin slot....which, I believe is generally frowned upon
A sexual act where a man places his testicles on a woman's chin and his penis on her neck so that the testicles form around the shaft and the tip of the penis lays at the throat, all while impersonating Andrew Jackson.
Somebody who stands in a pose at the sides or back of a gig or party, stroking their chin in a misguided attempt to appear being disaffectedly engaged in and/or disapproving of the music currently being played.
Don't bother trying to get across to the bar over there, that entire corner of the room is infested with chinstrokers
Refers to the style of facial hair given instantaneous worldwide prominence in the wake of Whitey Ford aka Everlast from the Irish rap group House Of Pain. Pencil-thin crawl of hair alone the jawline,optionally including moustache with demerit points. Who sports the Chinstrap: Everlast,Gotti boys,50 cent,Norte Dame Fighting Irish Leprechaun,Italians,Irish,White Boys,Latinos,Blacks and so on. Better term: Chinstrap Beard.
1. Yo I can't see my girl yet I got to get my chinstrap lined up and get my hair faded.
2. Yo who changed my settings on my facial trimmer?
3. Yo Vinnie when is Joey going to get out of the bathroom he is trimming his chinstrap but he has been in there for an hour now.