popularity contest

n. What you get when you take two dogs, three cats and a sack and shake vigorously

When I was in seventh grade, everything was a popularity contest. If you had too few friends, if you were too mean, too nice, too perky, too apathetic, too anything, you were a weirdo or a freak.

by Laurariea Jasmine Adairra June 23, 2007

Barefoot Contessa

The act of inserting your big toe into a woman's vagina while receiving oral sex.

My girlfriend loves it when I give her the old barefoot contessa.

by rawhide33 September 2, 2011

candy coated whoa

very sexy

"Do you see that guy over there?"
"Yeah he is so candy coated whoa."

by Broxa Garde November 4, 2003

Coats Before Goats

To wear a stylish coat in the hot summer days, originally to wear a coat while managing a goat farm.

Richard: Did you see my new coat? Axel: In the hot summer days?! Richard: Coats before goats!

by Acksull April 22, 2011

coated balloon

You jizz on someones scrotum and then they put it in your mouth.

Last night at the sleepover he tea bagged me with a coated balloon. tea bag

by yourspecialchildrapistnextdoor May 22, 2010

costes

A Costes is a BEAUTIFUL kind person. Once you find a Costes don’t let her go, she will do anything to make you happy. She is so kind and you will not want to do anything without her. Everyone loves her and wants to see her all the time. Trust me you will not want to lose your Costes

Omg she is such a Costes I need to go to the mall with her.

by Piggy9987 January 29, 2018

Coated

When someone thinks they have back up and can do/get away with murder .

Jordan : Hes a wee idiot !
Michael : Who that boy Lee ?
Jordan : No he isn’t you can’t get fresh with him otherwise your in big trouble because of who he knows !
Craig : Thats because he’s coated !

by Austin MacDonell February 19, 2021