Clyde

The most awesome and amazing guy you'll ever meet he is instantly friends with anyone who looks at him. Amazing in bed

Person 1: Wow look over there!

Person 2: He's such a Clyde!

by Hottie 876 November 7, 2020

Clyde

Clyde is a black man who got his girl stolen by Vlad who took her on a walk in the park. His girl (Marian) who he dated in year 7 was stolen by 3 people. Vlad, Ben and Jermone.

Everyone "You you know how clyde likes marian"
Elias "Yea hes a massive neek styl"

by SkylinePenis November 13, 2020

Clydism

Clydism is the Discord philosophy that all is Clyde, the bot with user ID 1. Clyde is the bot that controls everything under the hood of Discord.

Clyde: "Bro. I'm just tryna vibe being Clyde. My name is actually Clyde."
Me: "wat"
Clyde: "This is just Clydism."

by D Trump, third-year simplord December 10, 2020

Clyde

Someone who likes to curse a lot and tell inappropriate jokes (usually sex jokes) when given the chance during conversations.

Guy1: "How old is your mom again?"
Guy2: "I think she's 69 years old."
Guy1: "Ooooh! Still fuckable and whose age is the same number as my favorite sex position."
Guy2: "God! You're disgusting, you're such a "Clyde"."

by X3 *Pounces on you* UwU February 24, 2021

Clyde torres

Wordplay on the word clitoris. Back before cellphones were so ubiquitous. It was fun to go to airports and have this "person" paged…

Airport paging system announcement: clyde torres, please meet your party at the entrance to the conley ingus food court. Concourse. Co

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

Clodagh

Cheeses Boyled

“Clodagh stop cheesing me”

by Bigladmikey May 4, 2021

cludaphoris

It means to believe a animated character appears to be with you in the real world

I think shawna been going through a cludaphoris

by hijhgf May 24, 2021