Crackers

Plural. A thin crisp wafer or biscuit, usually made of unsweetened dough.

Crackers make this chili awesome.

by Chad September 24, 2003

crackers

Testicles (bollocks)

Ouch, he got me right in the crackers.

by Eric F Cod July 29, 2010

Crackers

Refers to a man so desireable that he would be allowed to eat CRACKERS in your bed.

That dude is crackers.

by Sasha August 21, 2003

cork your clacker

An example of banter telling someone to be quiet, to stop talking through their arse. clacker = arse.

Joanne was bugging me so I told her to shut her cakehole. She retorted with "cork your clacker"

by fadam7811 November 29, 2011

crackers

An acceptable substitution to an expletive. Also refers to white people in a group or as a whole.

Awwww crackers!

by LedSleddIV January 8, 2003

Animal Crackers

The act of pulling out an animal cracker at random, assuming the position of chosen animal, and allowing your significant other to go to town on you.

I love playing animal crackers, the giraffe gets me off every time.

by Aeolous May 3, 2011

jew crackers

Lance Toasted cheese and peanubutter crackers. Everything you could need cheese cracker with the peanut butter and really cheap.Good when youve got the munchies and your buddy has some cuz you know there cheap so jew you way into one.

Yo dude lemme get a pack of the jew crackers.

by Samma21Nk December 29, 2007