Anyone named Christopher is un tremendo come pinga. This
guy will literally come to your house, eat all your
food and have sex with both of your parents. Do not trust this person, he eats all the party croquetas before anyone else gets some at the quices. At first he seems like a great person but then bro... lo que te espera. He is the type of person that puts his
windows down in 100 degree weather for everyone to listen to the ultra fest blasting in his
car. So over all he is the person you want for a friend, because you are probably the same way.