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Oh my gosh chipotle

When I went to homegirls house, I was like, oh my gosh chipotle your crib is so tore up. Bitch be spending way too much time on beauty filters and selfies.
by C.G. Santa Monica January 20, 2017
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Driving to chipotle

I was driving to chipotle when I “happened” to see you through your bathroom window on the third story of your apartment building.
by BicolasChrissy December 8, 2022
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Number 27 at Chipotle

The number 27 at Chipotle involves a man with only a ski mask and leather straps walking into the chipotle kitchen and shitting into a tortilla and then jizzing all over the shit and then making a salad were the man pisses in it and then excretes little shit balls from his anus and using that instead of tomatoes, the salad then goes onto the tortilla with the shit and jizz still on there, the man then wraps the tortilla turning it into a burrito walks out of the kitchen then says to the customer while covered in shit jizz and piss "Here's your number 27"
"That Number 27 at Chipotle was really good, but it was missing something"
by JoeyFi December 12, 2023
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chipotlgasm

When you are having sex with someone while holding two burritos up towards the sky.
Karl had a chipotlgasm while he was making love to Anna in the back of the resturaunt.
by Big bootsy K April 15, 2014
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Chipotlaid

During anal sex, getting shit on your dick because your receiver ate at Chipotle before.
I got Chipotlaid by Tye last night...
by wordsfromvicki June 5, 2015
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Chipotlache

To procure a belly-ache after stuffing one's face with Chipotle.
Dude, I got a Chipotlache after eating that.
by Nellyschmelly August 18, 2015
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chipocles

he is el chipocles
by K canyon May 1, 2018
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