Dick Cheney

Awesome bionic VP with a high tech pacemaker in his chest that has the built-in capability to brew his own high quality coffee.

Currently residing in a cave in Afghanistan in his personal pursuit of Osama Bin Laden.

As of this moment Dick Cheney is in a cave somewhere in Afghanistan brewing up some of his own delicious coffee.

by Danny Glover October 4, 2005

Choking Cheney

1.Term used for mentally visualizing harming someone as retaliation for an insult or attack.2.Psychologically choking Dick Cheney to release hatred and vitriol.

Pissed off and having nothing to punch I settled for Choking Cheney.

by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009

Lipstick on a Cheney

A way to refer to McCain VP pick Sarah Palin.

You can put lipstick on a Cheney, but if you elect McCain, you'll still have a drill-happy, war-mongering, nutcase as your Vice President.

by jonnypeace October 29, 2008

Dick Cheneyed

When you're eating a woman out, and she unexpectedly squirts all over your face when she cums.

"Dude, I was going down on this chick the other night, and I totally got Dick Cheneyed!"

by Mr. Pussy March 4, 2009

Cheney Cat

Noun- A cat that doesn't really meow or purr, just makes a sort of squawking sound.

I got a Cheney Cat. She's a bitch.

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

The Dick Cheney

When you pull out and bust a fat nut in a chick's face and then force her to apologize for getting in your way.

The Dick Cheney:

Girl: "Oh my God, you shot a hot load all over my face. Jesus..."
Guy: "Hey bitch, fuck you. Apologize for getting in the way of that badass statue on my table."

by TerrySchiavo August 26, 2009

cheney

a seat in the car, behind the shotgun, because cheney was behind the shotgun.

Dude your sitting in the cheney

by erwr February 18, 2008