Cheeto Lock

Severe constipation caused by the mass consumption of Cheetos, locking up your bowels and causing you to pass out on the toilet.

Somebody help me unlock the bathroom. Wade has passed out from Cheeto Lock.

by Thenormandy January 06, 2022

Cheetos Hangover

Having a deadly hangover in the morning delivered from the universe typically through spicy cheetos chips that is consumed late at night

What a shitty morning! i am having the worst cheetos hangover.

by Yanni19 January 17, 2019

cheeto sauce

the residue left over from eating cheetos

Hey look at all this cheeto sauce

by Dorito sauce September 06, 2017

Cheeto Bush

The effect of one eating cheetos with a mustache and/or beard and the power embedding itself into one mustache and/or beard forcing said person to wash there entire face.

Damn these cheetos are good, but I'm gonna need to wash my face so I don't get Cheeto bush

by goat of anger April 06, 2023

chocolate cheeto

A chocolate cheeto is when you put a cheeto or cheeto puff (preferably a puff) up a girls ass the proceed to eat it out.

Dave: "dude Vanessa said she was down for a chocolate cheeto"
Bob: "Dude my girl said the ssaaaammmeeee"
Dave: " I can't wait to eat shit"

by ZackkkO April 26, 2018

Nigga Cheeto

It’s when a black mans crusty, orange smegma is finely processed into a crunchy Cheeto.

Boy! Susan really likes Tyrone’s nigga cheetos that he has been sending her in the mail.

by PancakeBF2142 September 07, 2020

Cheeto Pie

When you bang a girl with Cheeto dust in her vag, cream pie her, then finger out the concoction for her to eat off your fingers.

Dude1: “Bro, did she really let you Cheeto Pie her last night?”
Dude2: “It ain’t easy being cheesy my guy.”

by DrunkMonkeyDude October 05, 2020