Cheeto Lock

Severe constipation caused by the mass consumption of Cheetos, locking up your bowels and causing you to pass out on the toilet.

Somebody help me unlock the bathroom. Wade has passed out from Cheeto Lock.

by Thenormandy January 6, 2022

chocolate cheeto

A chocolate cheeto is when you put a cheeto or cheeto puff (preferably a puff) up a girls ass the proceed to eat it out.

Dave: "dude Vanessa said she was down for a chocolate cheeto"
Bob: "Dude my girl said the ssaaaammmeeee"
Dave: " I can't wait to eat shit"

by ZackkkO May 30, 2018

Cheeto Benito

Another nickname for U.S. President Donald J. Trump

A:Trump wants to build a wall!
B: I hope Cheeto Benito can make the mexicans pay for it.

by crekcrek January 20, 2017

dusty cheeto

Innuendo for a dick that hasn't gotten any action fo awhile

My ex girlfriend said I had a dusty cheeto.

by maggie12403 July 15, 2017

Vaccinated cheeto

Vaccinated cheeto is a alternative word for: poggers (Really cool) and/or "Pretty epic!"
(The opposite of diseased dorito.)

"Bruh, you do be pretty vaccinated cheeto rn."-Joel Bingle
"Vaccinated cheeto's are really epic!"-Geroldson Fingleburg

by PepsiCHEESE October 21, 2021

Cheeto queef

Proper Noun: spray tanned dictator intent on starting world war 3

Noun Slang: When your vagina smells dangerously cheesy

Did you see he news today? *Sigh* What did that Cheeto queef do this time?

Did you just Cheeto queef or has someone forgot to shower today?

by Dysssmr June 2, 2020

Cheeto Julian

The sexiest boy alive

That kid sleeping with a bell pepper is such a cheeto julian.

by cheeto_julian September 28, 2019