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champagne and eat me out day

Equal to men’s steak and blowjob day, national champagne and eat me out day falls on June 14. No need for flowers, chocolates or hallmark cards, buy your girl a nice sparkling bottle of champagne and you know what to do next!
Billy: ‘Guess what day it is?’

Amanda: ‘National champagne and eat me out day’
by Elephant 3.0 April 18, 2019
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2012 BCS National Championship Game

Two inept teams (1 LSU vs 2 Alabama) playing each other for an arbitrary glass football awarded by a profit-driven corporation that virtually every sports fan despises.
The 2012 BCS National Championship Game sucked.
by Rayshaun Mathison January 10, 2012
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Breakfast of Champions

A makeshift breakfast consisting of an energy drink of ones preference, and a piece of junk food (i.e. chips, candy, donut, etc.)
I was starving before I had to get to an early meeting so I stopped at the Am Pm to grab a Breakfast of Champions
by The-V June 29, 2015
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champagne

Sparkling wine (achieved via means of a second fermintation) produced from grapes grown in a legally defined area of France.

See also champers, bubbly, cris, dom, moet, and salon.
I love to boast about my magnum of 1990 Salon - damn fine Champagne, la dee dah... etc ...
by Dan Fox September 10, 2003
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Poppin Champagne

This phrase, refers to the common practice of the preconceived notion of sleeping with an easy girl, just to get your D wet. The girl that we all know: If you want to sleep with her, you can, but you probably don't even want to. Commonly referred to as "hoodrats" these girls are common slues that are easier to sleep with than a roofied chick.
"Hey Jensen, are you poppin champagne tonight?"
"Yeah dude, that Alicia girl on first floor I think."
"Watch out for her lobster pot!"
by Mr. McVey April 20, 2009
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champion

the definition of a champion is as follows. one who has an infinite willingness to put his team on his back doe. you will never see so much determination in another person doe. a champion is perfection at everything he does i.e. sports, schooling, jobs, or life in general.
Wow those guys Brandon Josh and Steven are are champions at life.
by HOLDMADeee June 1, 2011
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Champagne Finish

When you have sex with someone and then piss over them afterwards.
Example 1

Person A: Dude i totally gave that girl a champagne finish.

Person B: DUUUUUDDDEEEE!

Example 2

Steven: Could i give you a chamagne finish

Rhiannon: Not until you give alex a copy of the cordite loop album

Steven: awwwwww
by El Sid March 3, 2007
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