Cancer is what things like smoking, exposure to radiation, genetically enhanced food, and furbies cause.
Doctor:Well Mr. Smith, you have stomach cancer and you have 3 months to live, you have no money, your house has been reposessed, your children sent to work in a sweat shop in thailand for 3 cents an hour making Nike's, and your wife has no where to go and will most likely die due to starvation, but I do have some good news.
You:..............
Doctor: I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
You:..............
Doctor: I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Note that there are not much chances that a french person who's never been in New-Caledonia knows this expression.
Note that there are not much chances that a french person who's never been in New-Caledonia knows this expression.
-Ouais, hier, j'ai pêché un requin!
-Arrête de baver la canne...
-Yea, yesterday, i caught a shark!
-Stop drooling the cane...
-Arrête de baver la canne...
-Yea, yesterday, i caught a shark!
-Stop drooling the cane...
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