Noun: 1.The man, or boy in some cases, that lay prey to the aggressive predatory nature of an older female mate. Then using this mutuality relationship to live happily off the female mates money supply in return for sexual performance. 2. Candy or sugary treat eaten by a cougar.
Sue: "My john is one sweet piece of cougar candy at age 19. If only he were younger."
Jake: "I'm tired of being nothing but cougar candy for you and your lady friends at book club."
Jake: "I'm tired of being nothing but cougar candy for you and your lady friends at book club."
by KingofWealthfulWordsofWisdom January 22, 2011
Get the Cougar Candymug. Maybe we won't pick up any guys at the gay bar, but there's guaranteed to be a lot of fruit candy there!
by JacqSparrow June 1, 2011
Get the Fruit Candymug. by Devise November 22, 2014
Get the Candy Crush Itmug. Any obviously visible or audible illegal addition to, defect in, or absence of equipment or identification that renders a vehicle an easy target for an officer of the law to legally make a traffic stop without the driver of the vehicle having actually made a moving violation.
Examples of such are: burned out headlights/tail-lights, illegal lighting and other after-market flair afixed to the exterior of the vehicle, expired tags, or loud, defective exhuast.
These types of traffic stops are usually done in the hope that they will lead to the officer running the driver's and/or other occupants' identification and finding that he/she isn't just a mere unfortunate motorist, or citizen with a flair for decorating one's possessions with shiny, spinny things, but that he/she actually has a darker side, hopefully manifesting itself in an outstanding warrant or two.
Cop candy is considered most desirable when it comes in the form of underpriviledged minority youths.
Examples of such are: burned out headlights/tail-lights, illegal lighting and other after-market flair afixed to the exterior of the vehicle, expired tags, or loud, defective exhuast.
These types of traffic stops are usually done in the hope that they will lead to the officer running the driver's and/or other occupants' identification and finding that he/she isn't just a mere unfortunate motorist, or citizen with a flair for decorating one's possessions with shiny, spinny things, but that he/she actually has a darker side, hopefully manifesting itself in an outstanding warrant or two.
Cop candy is considered most desirable when it comes in the form of underpriviledged minority youths.
Aw, damn, did you just see that ride go by with the burned out tail-light? That will make some sweet cop candy soon if they don't get it fixed.
by Sopranonurse February 19, 2011
Get the cop candymug. table-candy (n): a person, usually a physically-attractive female, who stands or sits beside or behind a gambler at a gaming table. Generally does not participate other than to give encouragement or to cheer loudly.
by Terpitude July 29, 2011
Get the Table Candymug. by Jared Hershowitz June 24, 2010
Get the Van Candymug. Teenagers with all the brightly colored beaded bracelets and jewlry that frequent raves and may or may not do extacy and are sickly happy all the time.
Many also like care bears, rainbow brite, hello kitty, and other happy cartoons and wear merchandise with the characters on it.
Many also like care bears, rainbow brite, hello kitty, and other happy cartoons and wear merchandise with the characters on it.
by Mikmelhan September 22, 2005
Get the candy kidsmug.