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spank my butt and call me Nancy

to punctuate desperation in order to change a circumstance
Attending a tedious cocktail party from which Billy D finds himself pinned in a conversation from which there is no relief. Standing there, minute after minute, taking it all in and wanting nothing more that to be home in bed; he feels his stomach turn and tighten, cold and sweat outline him, he wants out; his Gucci suit minimizes. His scalp itches and hots up suffocating under the conversation and the people. Suddenly, a well-groomed accountant next to him barks out, "Current data from my data extrapolated to further the outcomes on the Harrington Report confirms a speculation that the market trend should ..." At that point, Billy D. has his Dickens’ moment; his steamed brain snaps. A growling hum exits his thorax inexplicably. The accountant eyes him -- a dik dik to an approaching lion. Billy D. holds the accountant’s eyes way too long in primeval contact. He raises his eyebrows up and down as the masturbator in Dostoyevsky’s famous novel . He wanted the floor; he wanted to express something real; now he had the floor and total control; they were fixated. Then he let go the phrase that would end his tenure at the conversation hell-school of life and liberate him from their hold now and forever. He gave it up, loud and proud in rainbow fashion, "Well, spank my butt and call me Nancy." And that was it. It was all over. Their grip on him came crashing down. What he was in others' eyes now permitted him to leave the group without question or guilt forever it would be different.
by Royal Wulff October 11, 2013
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booty call hours

From right before or after midnight through the predawn hours.
The booty call hours apply to every night. Especially after the club.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 18, 2006
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well, shitter me green and call me nancy!

In any situation, this term is to be used as a general expression of confusion, happiness, anger, fury, etc.
Simone: I fucked your mom.
Riley: Well, shitter me green and call me nancy!
by Nancy G. May 15, 2010
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Callback

A joke that references an earlier joke, popularized by the TV show Arrested Development.
Great, more hand-loss callbacks...
by Monty Park June 26, 2009
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Mexican Mating Call

Quite simply, it's the sound emanated by a leaf blower.
Maria began getting wet when Pedro sounded his Mexican Mating Call while tinkering with his leaf blower out in the garage.
by fencedefender October 28, 2010
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Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally

When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence
When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.
by Mill3rth3Kill3r15 April 29, 2015
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Call of Duty

A game that used to be good, but then everyone in the world got it and ruined it
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 was good for the first month, but then the noob invsasion of christmas 2009 came and blew it
by myironlung215 April 28, 2011
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