shot calla

a name to call your bro (or buddy).

Yo ShOT CAllA!

HoLLa ShoT CAllA!!!!!!!!

by LISA January 2, 2003

Callan

A dumbass who thinks my family is totally fobby, even though we aren't. Which is why he's a retard. And also irish. Furthermore, someone who's probably gay.

a.) Why doesn't Callan understand that we're not fobs? Stupid white boy.
b.) God, that guy's such a Callan.
c.) "Look at that flaming Callan!"

by Twinkie February 21, 2005

Calleyhandra

A macabre request that involes a set of distrubing tasks.

I want you to drug me. Make go into a daze or a comotose like state, by the use of a date rape drug in my fruit punch, or dr. pepper. Whatever i may be drinking. Then i want you to carry me off to a gully. Take off all my clothing, and throw me in. Then fuck me. Fuck me hard and long and dirty and nasty and sweaty and salty and spicy and other adjectives. Then pick me up, put me in your car, and drive me to the woods. Tie me to a pine tree, or maybe a dogwood (naked still of course). Make me feel the coarse bark against my naked glistening body. Then shit on me. Following the "shiting," put on a glove and shove a pine cone up my ass. Then attempt to beat me with a branch covered in poison oak across my naked body. After you've accomplished all of this, tie a meat, a link sausage or a ham, to my gentials and leave me for the coyotes to devour.

by Luther December 5, 2004

calla

a strange girl with a strange infatuation with Craig Nicholls

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

callaflower

Someone, commomly a small business owner or a person high up in a major corporation/company who is consistantly on his or her cell phone, or cell phone headset.

Did you see the lady on that beer comercial! She was such a callaflower

by Carmelator July 4, 2008

callycup

one that exudes talent of an artistic nature, and consequently inspires others in many ways than one.

gee, check out that callycup, makes me want to go and write a poem.

i wish i could draw like that callycup.

don't you think that jimi hendrix is one of the finest callycups this planet has seen?

i must say my particular favourite callycup has got to be van gogh.

by alan sapages January 20, 2009

Callan

Awesome person who knows how to have fun. Better than a Jordan. Interested in hot girls. Good at games especially Fortnite. He is also funny and not gay like a Jordan.

I want to be like a Callan

by Henry FTW January 28, 2018