cabbage cock

used to name someone who has made no sense whatsoever.

because Cabbage has nothing to do with it, and DICK is what they just made of their selves

Scott, eEE-zzzz on the sleep talking you cabbage cock

by Rym4ng August 24, 2008

Cabbage Bus

A form of local authority funded transportation that whisks the mentally challenged off to a magical world of group rehabilition, medicine and whacking off in public.

Mummy, the retards are whacking off on that Cabbage Bus.

by Gavyn September 7, 2004

cabbage patch

The part of a hospital or mental institution reserved for patients in a vegetative state. Also called "vegetable garden".

The gunshot victim had irreversible brain damage, so he was taken to the cabbage patch.

by pentozali January 15, 2009

Cabbage mouth

A low budget raggedy mouth bitch, who's always talking shit!

A poorly dressed female with bad teeth and rude with a cabbage mouth.

by NewBOOBS2010 January 27, 2010

cabbage water

The sweat that accumilates inbetween your butt cheeks on a hot summers day

...fucking hell...the cabbage water is NOT helping with the rubbing of my thighs

by Unsteadycarrot June 16, 2007

Cabbage Savage

Slang term for a lesbian

Shes such a cabbage savage lettuce licker

by The Metric Pun May 17, 2016

cabbage fart

a vile odor produced in the fart factory by magical fart gas elfs. a known bio-weapon the u.s. gov't. experimented with the gas during WWII. Today the gas is responsible for the death of the elderly, who coincidentally produce the most noxious form, and small children. adults while immune to the lethal aspect have been known to double up in pain and produce uncontrollable vomiting.

cabbage fart a known bio-hazard killed the elderly today.

by pseudonym10 August 13, 2008