getting cabbaged

being tormented in your own home by a cabbage or similarly smelly object left in a hidden place by a visitor ALSO having your residence overpowered by the stench of your neighbors' cooking of malodorous foods

Friend: "Should we go back to your place to play cards?"
Victim: "Nah. I was getting cabbaged there this morning, so let's just go to the bar."

by uncleburton January 24, 2012

Twat Cabbage

A women's twat after a long work out at the gym or spinning class. It will result in a funny smell that has a hint of cabbage.

Dude I ate my girlfriend out after the gym... totally twat cabbage WTF!

by Dick Fitzwells October 6, 2009

cabbage god

lilly

do you believe in the cabbage god?

her name is lilly.

by salty man April 19, 2019

Dense Cabbage

A weird word for an idiot

“You dense cabbage”

by PigIA July 18, 2019

cabbage head

Another use or name for a mentally challenged individual.

The cabbage head was on its own and quickly became lost.

by M$Money November 3, 2006

gypsy cabbage

a sexual maneuver involving a male applying his fist into the anal cavity of a female then quickly inserting his testicles into the gaping anal cavity followed by Nicolas Cage-styled hand gesture.

Hey, gents, whilst giving my lady friend a proper shagging last night, I slipped her the gypsy cabbage. I must inform you that she is not walking at all properly this morning.

by bava666 August 3, 2009

salty cabbage

When a green booger is applied to the penis before oral sex begins.

Imagine you're getting head from a chunky fat chick. She drops to her knees, causing a thunderous, earthquake-like shimmy in your house as she hits the floor. You look her in the eyes, disgusted at yourself for your disgusting fat chick blow job habit. Sick.

Before she envelops your cock with her slovenly horse gullet, you cram your finger up your nose and pull out the filthiest booger in history. You slather it all over your cock and cry "give me a salty cabbage, baby!"

She complies. And cries a little afterwards.

by Pollup November 4, 2007