Small cox

Someone with a tiny Johnson

“Wow, that Chris Thornton sure has small cox syndrome”

by Brother Wesley Willis October 12, 2022

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Whiskey on tha Cox

Named after the famous sausage chef. Cox was known for roasting an incredibly thick sausage in a short period of time whilst still maintaining the shaft girth and stiffness. This legend was believed to be the best across all the land. Cox was an absolute craftsman. The scoundrel was soo fuckin badass they named a drink after the man. The drink is a stiff one..and it goes by the name of "Scotch on tha Cox". I cannot tell you how its made or what it contains because I would have to kill you but the small lady still makes them at Zone and they are ill. Cheerio!

Whiskey on tha Cox "I sure am feeling a Cox on tha Rox deep inside my mansoul tonight my good lad,, I pray to lord Capriati that Rude-e will allow me a drink ticket for one and me mate "

by m jay December 4, 2016

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Aden Cox

The definition of terrible ass driver. He also drives The last name says it all

Relations:

Father - Mike Cox

Mother- Sharon Cox

Brother: Harry Cox
etc.

Holy sh** you drive like Aden Cox

by horsegirl69houndpoundthebest October 18, 2021

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Cox High School

This school is filled with a bunch of no good son of a guns, and wannabe playas. They have vending machines that sell AK47s. I don't know who thinks this is appropriate in a high school. The teachers are scared of birds and make a desk pop every 15 minutes. WTF! But, if I were to rate the school, I would give it a perfect ten out of ten. Best burgers in the 757 and the best variety of illegal substances. HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS FOR YOUR KIDS

Guy 1: Yo you went to Cox High School? What was your favorite drug?
Guy 2: OMG hail to the yeah man. Love me some good black tar heroin from Cox.

by MyStickyWetAlmonds69 May 3, 2019

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