High Brooms Wagon Wheel

Not to be confused with High Brooms Cartwheel, this popular drinking game is best played with 4 or more carpenters/joiners needed to build the wagon wheel. So the participants assemble at the top of the world famous hill leading down to High Brooms station with some Vindaloo, Thai green curry, tacos some rotten eggs and some contact adhesive. The first person strips off all of their clothes and proceeds to eat as much of the food as possible, while the other players proceed to contact glue their hands to each other’s feet in the form of a circle and balance upright at the top of the hill. These will be the rim of the Wagon wheel. The first person now eats the rotten egg and stands in a cartwheel position in the middle of the wheel to form the spokes holding on to the other players scarfs for steadiness. The Scarf joint is now formed and play can commence. They now proceed to roll down the hill gaining pace until the person forming the spokes is either sick or shits themselves at which point play is stopped ASAP. The winners are the carpenters/joiner son the rim who managed to largely avoid being covered in any of the excrement or vomit and is allowed to shower off. The loser is the most decorated player and must buy all participants drinks at “The Brickworks” all night long and must not shower off until the winner has finished their first cold pint!
Matt: Oh man, I can barely walk today as I was on the rim of a High Brooms Wagon Wheel last night and we nearly hit the station!
Ali: Yeah man, Second that. I'm glad i'm not Stu though as that guy took a real showering from Bob in the middle!
by Tony Spokes June 21, 2021
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purple-headed woom broom

I did a bit of spring cleaning last night....with my purple-headed woom broom.
by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004
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Do you need a broom?

When someone is being belligerent it is appropriate for you to ask if they need a broom for the sand in their vagina.
by crowboy11111 September 29, 2010
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Slang, mainly UK, meaning that the person needs to be helped to get going on a task or get a better attitude in order to get motivated.
"If Jeff doesn't get on with it, you'll have to stick a broom up his arse to get him going!"
by Julie57 May 7, 2017
mugGet the stick a broom up his arsemug.

Broom rape

Broomrape is an act of sexual assault with a broom handle, usually followed by the brush, depending on the slackness of the victim. Originally used as a sadomasochistic act of foreplay, it is now more commonly used as a way of describing an convincing victory.
Joe yes jill you know that janitor neil yes he just broom raped me
by Urban king 666 November 13, 2019
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Broomed

Verb.
To get broomed, or to be broomed. A term in the Army cadet force used to describe having a broom shoved up your arse. This typically happens on camps in the boys dorms, less in the girls. This is part of the reason some people think the cadets are gay.
Cadet1:Mate, your getting broomed tonight
Cadet2:Oh shut up.

Later that night. Many cadets shove a broom up Cadet2s arse.
by Sgirkahxivmebdisoamfnrkkwnsnc November 27, 2019
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broom-neuver

V. ( broom-nOOver): To sweep around an object in a tight area.
Yesterday I had to broom-neuver around the boxes in the back of the bookstore.
by PH2K June 15, 2009
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