broke my zipper 

A mythical boner so intense, it destroys zippers.

Dude: "Check out Jenna, she is smokin' hot"

Other Dude: "Oh my god.."

Jenna: "Heyy, cutie" *winks at other dude*

Other Dude: "Bro, get back, I broke my zipper."

broke my zipper by KawaiiKitty666 November 9, 2013

Broke Man Diet Plan 

The Broke Man Diet Plan is when you diet buy not eating because you cant afford to fukin eat. This is along one of the most successful diet plans. Only beggars will fail this one.

Woman: Damn! How you lose that weight?

Man: I went broke lol! Its that Broke Man Diet Plan

Broke Man Diet Plan by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014

broke Friday 

The Friday which falls in between paychecks in which you are happy it's Friday, but stressed at the same time.

Employee 1: "Happy Friday all!"
Employee 2: "Yeah but it's Broke Friday. I need to get another cash advance to hold me over until next week"

broke Friday by coupondad7 April 7, 2017

Broke Man's Wheels 

The TRUE underlying words of every BMW and its wallet siphoning maintenance and rent/mortgage size payments and upkeep.

I'm gonna have to sell a kidney and lease out a lobe of my liver just to pay for the tune up on my Broke Man's Wheels 540i.

Broke Man's Wheels by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere May 29, 2018

Broke bitch syndrome 

When an individual shows off money that is not their

Look at him posting a picture of rental Lamborghini and saying it's his, he's got total broke bitch syndrome

Broke bitch syndrome by Paully S February 4, 2020

Broke-back Lumberjack 

The broke-back lumberjack is when two men mutually fuck each others ass holes.

Man, last night was so great with my boyfriend. We both got off by doing the broke-back lumberjack.

Broke-back Lumberjack by Pudd_N December 26, 2020

Broke Back Kiss 

When two guys put chapstick on their buttholes and touch them together.

Chad and Kyle gave each other a broke back kiss last night.

Broke Back Kiss by Lania85 August 1, 2022