broast

to cook with a method that is a cross between broiling and roasting

how long do you need to broast the chicken ?

by mikejettusa July 9, 2006

broccoli bandit

People that don't shower for months and have athletes foot. The odor coming from said person lingers in cars and can cause eye irritation, brain explosion, sterility, shortness of breath, prolonged painful erection, bleeding from the ears, menopause, pregnancy, heart attack, stroke, the ability to run long distances to escape from said odor, gender confusion, attraction to transvestites, melting skin, chink eyes, unavoidable urge to murder, and sometimes temporary symptoms of death may occur.

Asylum: "It smells like fuckin broccoli in here."
Corey: "I think I figured out who the broccoli bandit is guys... I haven't washed my feet or my hair in like 3 months..."

by Asylum760 December 2, 2009

broccostility

Expressing intense hostility towards the smell, taste and sight of broccoli.

Renzo: Dude, this is the best broccoli I've ever eaten!

Will: I'll rip off your head off and piss in your neckhole if you don't throw that shit away.

Renzo: Dude, such broccostility!

by Willyummm July 20, 2010

Brocahontas

A female bro.

Bromigo: "Dude I want to invite Jessica but she's a girl and only bro's are invited"

aBroham: "Bro, it's cool. She's totes a bro."

Bromigo "No bro, she has a brogina. She can't be a bro."

Jessica: "Aww."

Brosideon: "Jessica I dub thee Brocahontas. You are now a female bro and may now be brovited to the brovent."

Jessica/Brocahontas: "Yay! Thanks bro."

by Brosideon Bro November 30, 2011

Broccoli

A fucking microscopical tree

Mom: eat your broccoli

Kid: oh fuck no mommy i ain’t eating broccoli that shit is a tree

by sexy mama oooooooof March 30, 2021

eye broccoli

This expression was first used on How I Met Your Mother by Barney to describe Marshall's secretary. It is a variation on the classic eye candy expression and since broccoli is one the most unfavorable and unliked foods it is the antithesis of candy, therefore a hot babe would be eye candy while a very ugly or fat girl would be eye broccoli.

Douche #1 - Dude, check it out, that chick is some serious eye broccoli!
Douche #2 - Gross dude, I would not bang her unless my parents wouldn't let me leave the dinner table.
Douche #1 - LOL!

by James Dean Ate My Pancakes December 8, 2010

brocha

to smooch a pussy to make it fuckin wet.

paki brocha mo nga ang puki ko!

by 4th class August 25, 2003