Brentley

Brentley is a sweet loving best friend! She’s so amazing and so trustworthy that one you have her in her life you won’t want to let her go! She has a mind of her own that you can joke around with her and she will joke back! She is super duper pretty and she has a boyfriend who always makes her happy! When you have a Brentley in ur life, never let her go, she’ll never come back!

Brentley Instagram post
(Me) AHHHHHH UR SO FREAKING PRETTY THATS MY BESTIE EVERYONE

by dudeurshook March 4, 2019

Brentwood bender

A bunch of proper fags who love to fist each other up the arse on the daily. They can't back shit and are all pussyholes.
Brentwood? more like bentwood.

I SAW THIS ONE GUY GIVING MAD HEAD IN THE STREET THE OTHER DAY.
HAD TO BE A Brentwood Bender

by master batr 6000 May 2, 2019

Brentophile

In a state in which the victim is okay with hanging around girls who friend zone him and continues to dig himself deeper than the friend zone.

Brent is in Brentophile. Cody will be soon.

by Chickedoo September 5, 2019

Brentophile

A state in which the victim is okay with hanging around girls who friend zone him and continues to dig himself deeper than the friend zone

Brent is in Brentophile

by Chickedoo September 5, 2019

brent w

a very sexy man. People look down on him but is very funny smart and sexy.

I bet that man is a brent w. he gets so many babes.

by brent w October 15, 2019

Brenton's Fan Club

A ripper of a club for none other than the amazing programmer, and lecturer, Brenton Schulz.

Brenton Fan #1: Have you seen Brenton's handy dandy "Apocalypse Mug"?

Brenton Fan #2: Yeah I have! It looks the same as ones people have in jail and wack on the jail bars in movies.

Brenton Fan #1: Let's meme about this, and other shit in the Brenton's Fan Club!

Brenton Fan #2: Fuck yeah!

by ItzYaBoi6969 March 27, 2020

Brent-a-Quote

Corporate salaryman who posts entrepreneurial and 'inspirational', quotes from pulp business books on LinkedIn, but who's too frightened to set up business on their own.

Delivered in the style of David Brent, from Brit comedy show, The Office.

Matthew is such a Brent-a-Quote, Vala Afshar one minute, Marc Benioff the next.

by TangoWhiskeyAlphaTango June 4, 2020