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New York Brake Job

Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.
"Yo bro, did you hear about that girl giving out New York Brake Jobs?"
by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025
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Brake Pads

On them old chicks or fat young chicks, its the little ass cheeks below the main ass cheeks that look like brake pads.
Yo, Dawg, I seen her brake pads and bowed out, like ick!
by Black Frankenstein November 13, 2025
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Brake pad rock

A rock shaped like a vehicle's brake pad
I saw a brake pad rock down by the creek.
by Illogical definition December 21, 2025
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The Brakes of Damocles

When you intentionally install a set of faulty brakes in your friends car in an attempt to take their life.
I installed the brakes of Damocles in Sam's car.
by Quilyboi July 2, 2024
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braking the law

Slapping a "Hit me --- I need the insurance money" sticker on your bumper may indeed be an uproarious action that's protected under the First Amendment, but it also might cause the fuzz to suspiciously eagle-eyeball your speed-changes to see if you're braking the law.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
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Pump the brakes

Dave Archibald’s advice to avoid unwarranted fun
Pump the brakes. Malik Cunningham is Michael Bishop to Lamar Jackson
by Etymoholic August 13, 2023
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Brakes

Emphasizes the sloppy aggressive nature of the coitous being had.
I fucked the brakes off of ole Jimbo.
by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024
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