the brakes

An emergency situation

Where are the brakes on this crazy thing?

by Bicycleapps April 10, 2019

Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.

I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

4 chrome brakes

100kg chromium oxide gold. You do the math.

My 4 chrome brakes could purchase a entire house if powderized and purified

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

The Brakes of Damocles

When you intentionally install a set of faulty brakes in your friends car in an attempt to take their life.

I installed the brakes of Damocles in Sam's car.

by Quilyboi July 2, 2024

alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.

Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.

by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024

[Poose] Brake

To intentionally interfere with one's pursuit of poose.

Doug (pulling a belligerent Cale aside): Cale, you're looking pretty shitfaced and that chick you're about to hook up with has a hook for a hand. I'm gonna have to pull the poose brake here, man.

by FluidXchange October 6, 2008

Put the brakes on

To try to stop somthing from happening with actions or words.

1: Hey what are you doing tonight?
2: Not a chance.
1: Why do you have to put the brakes on me?

by TheTrueTranslator January 1, 2019