Fart Boxing

An event where two people trade off cracking farts until one is either out of farts or can no longer stand the smell of his opponents flatus.

Wayne was defeated in an early morning fart boxing match when he admittedly could not take the smell of Joe's bout winning spinach fart.

by dickenballs April 1, 2011

Fart Boxing

When two people are performing oral on each other's asshole. Just like 69 but with the ass instead. The act of two people tongue-punching the other's fart-box.

Bro, me and Jane had a Fart Boxing match last night. It lasted 3 rounds before she got KO'd.

by ragekageTheD February 23, 2015

beat boxing

When a man/woman sucks a penis like a rapper holding a microphone. This can also be done with humming noises and with a variey of rhythms to enhance the beat box effect.

I got the best head last night, Susanna was beat boxing my shit like Vanilla Ice.

by CPollardIV May 4, 2008

scissor boxing

aggressive lesbian sex act involving slamming vaginas together.

Melissa needed to stop for ice on the way home, since it was her anniversary and she expected a long night of scissor boxing with her girlfriend.

by Applebee McFridays February 20, 2011

prairie dog boxing

When two people have their asses against each other and try to see who's poop penetrates the others asshole first.

Dave: Wanna see who's poop is stronger?

John: Sure! Let's have a prairie dog boxing match!

by OBrex05 January 28, 2014

Polish Boxing

V. Covering your face with your left hand and putting your right hand through the triangle created by your left arm, engaging another (similarly handicapped) person in hand to hand combat with your right fist.

We shall settle this dispute through Polish Boxing!

by Bill Billingsly March 2, 2008

Box Boxing

A disastrous event that generally occurs during sex between an inexperienced and/or pornography driven male and a poor, unsuspecting female. When the participants are gearing up to do the "deed", the male deems it necessary to take his erect penis, and proceed to SLAP the females vagina in an ill-thought attempt to arouse her.

Consequences of this action are generally yelling, cringing, and prompt cease of sexual activity. Extreme cases will lead to injury, breakups, or imprisonment.

"We were messing around, making out, and getting ready to do it, and all the sudden he started BOX BOXING me! It hurt! I was completely not in the mood after that!"

by Emort June 18, 2008